i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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