he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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