I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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