listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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