Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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