We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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