I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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