Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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