as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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