He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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