Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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