I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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