He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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