Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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