Quick, to the slutcave!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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