I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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