my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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