Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
