if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
