If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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