buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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