GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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