Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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