They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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