i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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