New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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