I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Randomize
