you would pick up someone in the library
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He felt like a one man threesome
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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