just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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