Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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