His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i think i have two assholes
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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