walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Come see our sink grown plant.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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