Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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