maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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