normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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