Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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