i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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