is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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