Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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