O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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