I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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