did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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