talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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