Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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