We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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