Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
