why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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