glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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