you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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