Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
im holly from the hills drunk
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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