so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You pole danced in your parka.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
