i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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