gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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